You know what kind of Bios I hate?

Ones that have lines like this:

I jumped out of a plane when I was 10

I was conceived on a boat in the middle of the Arctic Ocean

I invented a new strain of microbeer

I milked a camel in the arabian desert

…big fucking whoop

This is the epitome of post modern narcissism where people design and measure their life around maximizing the quantity of meaningless novelty